May 2013
jeanvaljeanralphio:
The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
anus:
ronaldkn0x:
imagine becoming a personified version of ur url
i guess that would just make me an asshole
thalyssaxxx:
omg
forteglyceride:
nsfwsb:
tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights
this is seriously the best analogy ever
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
tetsuroishigaki:
tetsuroishigaki:
According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original...
cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
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kid-with-whale-pajamas:
v3ryoffended:
boku-no-kiku:
PEOPLE WHO LEGITLY THINK BEING STRAIGHT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
Fun fact: theres a petition on it,
That fact was not fun at all
sprinklesfly:
populardad:
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
incredibly true
Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head
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emporbooty:
gamblingemperor:
emporbooty:
gamblingemperor:
1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER
1324 is not in order Matt
ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE
Science
pizza:
dempokeballstho:
Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining
I mean,
really?
I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.
scared
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adriofthedead:
coelasquid:
Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?
Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?
Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.
Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…
Like, really impressive reach….
I love continuity errors
tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist...
lady-tyrell:
how to cosplay correctly
pick a character
dress up like them
that’s it
fuck body type or skin or whatever
it’s not a goddamned contest
you cant even fuckin judge people
you’re playing fuckin dress up in public
orgygami:
If u have a crush on me pls tell me so I can fuck it up thanks
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WatchThis looks fantastic and if you have some spare cash or like horror games you should chip in to get it funded.
what she said: I'm fine
what she meant: pot of greed allows me to draw two cards from my deck
jaclcfrost:
rivan-okurelin:
jaclcfrost:
jaclcfrost:
a series of unfortunate events has a board game and a card game and all of the books have been translated into 41 languages but there’s still no movie for each book
i guess you could refer to this as an
unfortunate event
you stop that
i’m not going to stop
so i guess that’ll make this
a series of unfortunate events
